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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 23:39
Catatonics & High Colonics
Nuts and Butts
Thumbs down again.
Novel coating shields iron from rust with 99.6% efficiency - Phys.org
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Another attempt resulted in ...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Thin, Light and Built to Last: The New Era of the Galaxy Z Series - Samsung Newsroom
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Then came..
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
NASA’s CODEX Captures Unique Views of Sun’s Outer Atmosphere - NASA Science (.gov)
Just Forget it!
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So, the docs changed it to read
No, not a chance
share office space ...
Still no good.
How do I cure anxiety that comes to me when I think about life when in the toilet?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Unacceptable again!
Everyone loved it.
Craig Breslow Discusses Red Sox’ Struggles, Future Plans - MLB Trade Rumors
No way
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Scientists Discover Startling Trick to Defeat Insomnia - futurism.com
Minds and Behinds
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Giant cable and satellite company closer to Chapter 11 bankruptcy - TheStreet
So they tried
Still no good
No go.
Nonreciprocal light speed control achieved using cavity magnonics device - Phys.org
Next, they tried...
Loons and Moons
They put up a sign reading
Have you made a female relative or friend squirt?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones